{"product_id":"humorous-selenite-palm-stones","title":"Humorous Selenite Palm Stones","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumorous Selenite Palm Stone — Option 1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eEntry No. 512: “Nothing Is Written in Stone” (Except This One)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA smooth, moon‑washed selenite palm stone that absolutely refuses to commit to anything—except, ironically, being a stone. Cool at first touch, then warming beneath your hand like it’s trying to apologize for the cosmic joke it embodies. Its pearly glow whispers, \u003cem\u003e“Nothing is written in stone,”\u003c\/em\u003e while simultaneously being… a stone. With writing. About not writing in stone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it when you need clarity, or when you need to laugh at the universe’s sense of humor. Perfect for decision‑makers, indecision‑makers, and anyone who has ever said “I’ll figure it out later” and meant it with their whole chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrystal Manuscript Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCatalogued as an artifact of cosmic irony, ideal for altars, desks, and existential crises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumorous Selenite Palm Stone — Option 2\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eEntry No. 513: “Big Witch Energy” (Certified, Moon‑Powered, No Assembly Required)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA luminous selenite palm stone radiating so much \u003cstrong\u003eBig Witch Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e it might unionize your other crystals. Smooth, glowing, and smugly serene, it sits in your hand like a tiny moon that knows exactly how powerful it is. This stone doesn’t just cleanse energy—it clears the room, alphabetizes your intentions, and reminds you that you are, in fact, That Witch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it before spellwork, after spellwork, or instead of spellwork when you’re tired but still want to maintain the aesthetic. Excellent for witches, witch‑adjacent beings, and anyone who has ever lit a candle and called it a ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrystal Manuscript Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCatalogued as an artifact of unapologetic magical swagger. Handle with confidence and a little dramatic flair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crystal Manuscript","offers":[{"title":"\"Nothing Is Written In Stone\"","offer_id":46097433133271,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"Big Witch Energy\"","offer_id":46097433166039,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/2728\/7255\/files\/ec3559142e2bcb31eaf3ff3784b8b5059ab953f88a1b3b630d7655fd5a9ca034.jpg?v=1740026651","url":"https:\/\/crystalmanuscript.com\/products\/humorous-selenite-palm-stones","provider":"Crystal Manuscript","version":"1.0","type":"link"}